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"Can I please have a little privacy here?"
- Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)
in All In The Family
I'm no blabbermouth, so anything you tell me will not be retransmitted by email, telephone, pigeon post, facsimile, web page or any other print or visual medium known to man. It will also not be rebroadcast by radiowave, particlewave, microwave, or collimated light source through any gaseous, liquid, or solid medium, to local planetary bodies, stars, galaxies alternate universes or dimensions. The information I collect will only be used for the purposes stipulated in the various forms you'll find scattered throughout the site (and which you're requested to complete now and then). If you prefer not to tell me anything, hey... I'll understand completely (no hard feelings).
I do reserve the right to refuse access to the private areas of my website to anyone that doesn't like chocolate, that won't complete the requisite forms, or who refuses to finish their vegetables. You on the other hand, will agree to keep your hands inside the car while it's in motion, won't give out (or lend) your login ID or password, and will not copy, fold, staple or otherwise mutilate anything you find here without first asking my permission (with the exception of forms specifically designated for download).
"Play nice!!"
- My Mom
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